True or False game

In the true style of Lois stealing 'Ban the person above' you from another forum, I've done the same here!

(And, yes, Duragorr, I did steal Ban the person above you from here, for our very own www.crimson-ravens.com pages! )

True or False Game
Basically you say a statement and the next person either says true or false. The statement has to be directed at the person.
Then make a statement for the next person....and so on!
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Example

USERNAME: Next person doesnt like Video Games

USERNAME2: False. Then you say something.
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I'll start!

The Next Person (or TNP for short) is playing Urban Dead now, but should be working

True. I should be working, but I am unemployed. So it's Urban Dead time.

The Next Person hates Mondays.

Sorry to hear that, but, hey, you get the idea, cool!

True, I do, which is why I work from home on Mondays, instead of going out!

The next person has never eaten duck.

True... greasy little quackers...

The next person smells their own farts

IB

So true.
Next person is an american

False. True brit! Well, with a bit of Sicilian. Oh, and apparently, a little Canadian.

TNP will get drunk at the weekend

False. I don't drink.
TNP comes from New Zealand

nah ... a Basque dude living in Japan.

TNP hates Justin Bieber.

True. Goddamn right I do.

The next person worships some form of deity

False. i am an atheist. Don't mess with science, or Stephen Hawking will come to your house and beat the living sunshine out of you... with his wheelchair... Shut up.

TNP is only nine minutes from hell.

False, I'm about a minute!

TNP has at some point in their life, contemplated a 'tear' tattoo on their face, beneath their eye

False

TNP has at some point in their life killed a animal

Umm... False?

TNP hates rabbits.
(oh, and did anyone notice that the forum changed sh*t into sunshine in my previous post?)

False, unless they're zombie rabbits.

TNP loves beating up zombies.

True. *Sounds of a baseball bat connecting with a skull*

TNP loves zombies

True, but only on toast!

TNP, is off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of Oz

False: I am the wizard! or at least i was... in a production... (sighs.)
TNP is going to assassinate Bill Gates. (Picks up a pocket watch and gives you a hypnotic stare.)

So true I use Linux

TNP will commit harakiri because I said so

False, I'm looking forward to going to Milan next weekend, to see AC Milan Vs Spurs.

TNP will cheer on Spurs in the Champions League for me

False. What is this Spurs? Some kinda sports team? I am not an ignorant git! I've just lost contact with reality!

TNP loves February like I do.

if it's windy enough to surf it's a good month for me. Shikoku looks awesome at this time of the year.

TNP hates water

False. I AM THE SON OF POSEIDON!... Well, I like water anyway.
TNP plans on giving a witty post.

True! "...and that's how I got out of prison the second time."

TNP has climbed Mount Fuji

LOL "after killing the hooker" - False, never been (

TNP has thought of how much money they'd like to win on the lottery, to be comfortable, but not greedy

True! so very True!
TNP has survived the zombie raid on Molebank.

(Hey, you guys don't think i'm a Trenchcoater, do you?)